Hear ye, Hear ye. So, for all of you, who decide not to follow those unwritten rules of conduct--you know, the ones that aren't specifically stated anywhere but that everyone should know. Or, rather you would think they knew.
For those of who may still be wondering what I'm talking about... I'm talking about the fact that y'all aren't supposed to do private grooming rituals in the public forum. For example, thou shall not luffa your dry, scratchy self in the gym sauna or thou shall not clip your rapidly-growing finger nails while talking on the phone inside your office cube.
For most of us, following these rules, along with showering, shaving, nail filing, among other things, isn't that difficult (ok,so showering, according to the rules, can be shared with someone else on occasion...I digress). The point is, these grooming behaviors are highly personal! That means that the general public doesn't care for you to share them with us.
Thus to keep an already long story short, please keep the nail clipper in your medicine cabinet and the luffa in your shower. At the very least, keep your personal grooming to your self!
With Sincere Thanks.
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